Hemorrhoid Cream Puffs and Tanning Bed Wetters, 
Power Down Parkas and Cadmium Red Letters, 
Short two-word phrases that melt into three 
This is the puzzle that fills me with glee! 

When Hot Dog Bites! Quilting Bee Stings!

Once With Feeling Sad! 
I simply remember my Blues Guitar Strings,

 and then I don't Has Been Had! 




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Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things"




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